Fed Up!

I think I am going to fire my cleaning lady. She is not at all like I thought she would be. Sure she cleans, but I have to listen to her complain the whole time. She claims she doesn't do windows. Some days she won't even show up because she had "something better" to do. She only changes the sheets once a week, if I am lucky, even though I specifically told her that Oprah says we should have new sheets every other day. She mops the floors, but they never stay clean. I even gave her little projects to do like organizing the pantry and cleaning out the laundry room, but it has been a month and she still hasn't done it. And don't get me started on the laundry. Sure she does it, but she always leaves that last load in the dryer...seriously...is it that hard to put away? Maybe I am being too harsh. I guess my only reason for keeping her is that she doesn't charge me (and she's family). She has been working for us for as long as I can remember. You may know who she is, so I don't want to give her name, but her initials are L.F. But here is my warning...don't hire her, no matter what she tells you...it's not worth the hassle...maybe she will just quit!