{Spoken}

Lauren: Mommy...I love you!
Me: I love you too!
Lauren: You're special, but everyone is special!


Kylee starts crying.
Me: Lauren what happened?
Lauren: She bumped her head...I didn't do it!
(Hmmm....guilty conscience?)


After asking me to do something and me not doing it immediately.
Lauren: Mom...you aren't doing it the first time!
(My own words coming back to haunt me!)