January 25, 2010

{Doctor, Doctor}

I saw the doctor today.
I told her I wasn't feeling well.
She told me to lay down and then she took my temperature. Apparently it was 44.
My Doctor told me I don't feel well, because I eat yucky things like "peas off the floor."
She also said I wasn't a very good patient.
She looked in my ears and said that there was "just junk" in there.
She said I'd live, but gave me a shot of medicine.
She said it was the kind without germs in it.
Now I feel worse.
I think I need a new doctor.
One that actually went to medical school and is over the age of 3.

6 comments:

Carrie said...

How fun! I love what kids come up with. Kaylee had an ear ache last week and told me her ears had clouds in them. Apparently the clouds made it hard for her to hear.

Brenda said...

That is FUNNY! Oh the joy of a three year old! I love that age!

Hope you get feeling better! :)

Beth said...

I had a doctor like that once, she put cotton balls in my mouth. I think her name was Linsey....

Alyssa said...

You're hilarious Linsey!

Suzy Farar said...

I love your posts!!!

Tina said...

Oh, I would rather go to your cute doctor than a real one ANY DAY...:)