{Who Me?}

I had rolls sitting on the counter waiting to be baked. I looked over and noticed one had been poked by a little person and Kylee was standing there with her finger in her mouth. Obviously the evidence pointed directly at her as the culprit. She thought otherwise:

Me: Kylee! Did you stick your finger in the roll?
Kylee: Nooooo.
Me: Then who did?
Kylee: Lauren did. {Who wasn't even in the room!}
Me: Lauren did you stick your finger in the roll?
Lauren: No!
Me: Kylee, Lauren didn't do it. Did you stick your finger in the roll?
Kylee: Nooooo.
Me: Then who did?
Kylee: Daddy did.
Me: Daddy did you stick your finger in the roll?
Daddy: No!
Me: Kylee, Daddy didn't do it either. Did you stick your finger in the roll?
Kylee: Nooooo.
Me: Then who did?
Kylee: Mommy did.


Playing "Who Stole the Cookie from the Cookie Jar" has suddenly backfired on us.
She never confessed.