{My Pet Named Peeve}

There are two things that absolutely drive me bonkers:

1. Smacking or chewing with one's mouth open.
2. One writing on oneself.

Today I would like to talk about #2 (not to be confused with THE Number Two--I wouldn't discuss that-let alone on my blog--anyway).

My #2 has an issue with #2.

The minute she gets a writing implement in her hands, she goes to town covering herself in ink.

Today she found a red sharpie. It was nice. I cringed.

{I ♥ her pudgy fingers!}



At this point #2 just thinks doing #2 is funny:

Good thing she's cute!

Then I caught my #1 doing #2 shortly there after. She's cute too, but old enough to know better. She quickly learned that doing #2 is not that funny after all.


Editors Note: Dean would like me to add that his #2 is: Wives that let their kids color all over themselves because they aren't paying attention to their kids like they should be. But I have decided not to go there....it would just get ugly...and no one likes ugly.